WWJD? Work remotely! pic.twitter.com/XDbz6gHPj2
— The Bible For Normal People's Opinions (@theB4NP) May 27, 2023
It has been suggested that 93% of communication comes in the form of body language. pic.twitter.com/qbgQ0coV41
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) May 27, 2023
Tomorrow's staff meeting at This Morning pic.twitter.com/qrx7qjQ69l
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) May 28, 2023
Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner?
— Paul Savage (@comedysavage) May 28, 2023
Me: I don't know any of their numbers
Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001?
Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.
RedBull inviting celebrities to Grand Prixs and their garage just for said celebrities to openly root for Lewis Hamilton 😭😭😭
— t 🌿 (@formullana) May 28, 2023
Alonso joined Red Bull's celebrations for a photo 😭 pic.twitter.com/CcdIpqhUa1
— RBR Daily (@RBR_Daily) May 28, 2023
Royal Blood giving me Piers Morgan vibes https://t.co/xZ117ZJNTA pic.twitter.com/x23EqydSnJ
— alice may dear (@According2Al) May 30, 2023
The nicest thing to happen all year has just happened to me. I am not sure it will be relevant to anyone else. But here it is regardless.
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) May 30, 2023
This is why I think we are getting a season 4 with a title change. Champions league, Roy coaching, Nate back, Beard stays, women’s team. It’s all right there. #TedLasso pic.twitter.com/q1NmEjSh9w
— Dan (@gloveside84) May 31, 2023
F1 teams: pic.twitter.com/JDvdph4zE4
— WTF1 (@wtf1official) May 27, 2023
Before Satan changes God's word ("you shall not eat of any tree"), he first changes God's name (from the more intimate "LORD God" to simply "God").
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) June 1, 2023
The more distant God is, the more dismissable his word is.
Like Mary Poppins, Ted stays until he is no longer needed. The team learned & he taught all he could. He will always love Richmond & they'll love him. But Richmond have the tools to go on without him. Ted's son needs him now. It's sad but perfect #TedLassoFinale #tedlassospoilers pic.twitter.com/gdJtb5OWeV
— Just George. (@georgiaslack22) June 1, 2023
that's our Eurovision 2024 act sorted then. #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/NS0NnombcS
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) June 1, 2023
There should be an equivalent to carbon offsetting for meat eating whereby you donate your body to animal feed at the end of your life.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 2, 2023
Beware " all relevant material". I'm not sure Johnson can be trusted to be the first port of call to decide what is and isn't relevant. Turn the phone over to Heather. That'll be fine, thanks. https://t.co/8ODbWYoe37
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) June 2, 2023
ChatGPT playing rock paper scissors pic.twitter.com/whp4xeCgtc
— AK (@_akhaliq) June 2, 2023
2023 America has just discovered 1970s Argos.
— Ken Barlow (@I_am_KenBarlow) June 3, 2023
Wait until they get a Greggs. It'll blow their minds! https://t.co/1YBMe9HaUc
The difference in floor complexity between the Red Bull and Williams is eye opening pic.twitter.com/GPDrnMF1uC
— Dan – EngineMode11 (@EngineMode11) June 3, 2023
Generally washed down with a nice Chianti… pic.twitter.com/KgxQgteXXm
— The Midult (@themidult) June 3, 2023
Amazingly that video Sunak and No.10 considered such a great idea that they paid our money to make, so brilliant as to commit to it being a monthly thing, and an hour later so embarrassing as to delete, was still in my phone cache…
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) June 2, 2023
Let’s make sure this piece of art goes viral. https://t.co/NyNzjgb6En pic.twitter.com/BC6TTU8oy2
Breaking: the BBC BALLOON IS BACK. pic.twitter.com/U1Uuc2X9Jk
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 2, 2023
— Animals Being Bros (@animalbeingbro) June 3, 2023
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) June 3, 2023
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) June 3, 2023
ineke.co.uk 
Anything to add...?